What's the point of Paris?

Can someone tell me what exactly is the point of Paris Hilton?

The heiress to the hotel-owning family's riches really has showed her true colours recently as she tried to wriggle out of a jail sentence.

You may recall that the 26-year-old was given a 45-day sentence after breaching the conditions of a probation order she was given for drink-driving.

Clearly thinking that she's so rich that society's normal laws don't apply to her, she basically went and did it again.

After trying for weeks to wriggle out of a spell behind bars she finally tasted some porridge this week.

It didn't last long though: within three days she was freed, released after claiming she was ill with an unspecfied medical condition. I think it was called something like spoiltbrateritis.

Instead of sharing a cell with some other lawbreaker - 'cos that's what she is, let's not forget - she was sent home, and told she could serve the remainder of her sentence under house arrest, with an electronic tag on her ankle.

Well at least that's one sort of bracelet she hasn't worn before!

Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer had other ideas, however, and ordered she be brought back before the court, refusing to accede to requests for her to take part in the hearing via telephone.

"Who does she think she is, the Queen of bloody Sheba?" as TV's Jim Royle might say.

A justice official described her release as "outrageous," and revealed he received more than 400 angry emails and hundreds more phone calls from around the US protesting at her treatment.

Never mind locking her up: I know how to make her really suffer - cut off her inheritance and make her get a job like ordinary people.